Sexchat by text
I’ll tell you if you feed me vodka long enough Her: Maybe i dont want to know lol Me:1. its something i miss about my ex, our disgustingly filthy texting. The only thing i have considered is letting a girl… But i wouldnt do it in real life, some things are better left in the imagination, everything else i have at least attempted. I know what you mean though, it can take a long long time to find someone who’ll do the right things and get into a position to do it. Christ, it’s probably illegal in many countries Her: I have tried every real fantasy of mine.
You totally have the airs and graces of a girl who tools the beta boys to get a little army of orbiters to validate the princesses ego. well, i kind of stopped being a girl with an ego and became someone a little fragile and cynical. Me: Is this where the “I hate men” thing came from [reference to a recent Facebook status]? Yes, the i hate men came up when that cunt and i tried to maintain a friendship when the dust settled and he felt the need to brag about shagging Me: Swear away, but try to keep it thematically relevant, well timed, and above all creative. I hope he contracts a painful sexual disease and his penis falls off. I have recently become enormously interested in fucking girls in the ass while telling them they are dirty bitches. If I was to keep a spreadsheet (which I don’t) I’d estimate a weekly average of 4.
Would like to do it again, but with the girl giving me some backchat so I have to slap her around a bit. Her: Makes me worry for myself to be honest lol the things i enjoy in the bedroom… Remember I’ve been coupled up for most of my adult life. I feel like I should be upping the count as a matter of urgency Me: Masturbation. Depends on how I’m doing with girls, hobbies, and how rapey I’m feeling.
Her: I will answer anything come on u can ask me 3 Me: Met 1999, married 2006, divorced 2009.